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Chapter 6

Fool's Gold: The Trap Archetypes

Every season, the same players wreck the same squads for the same reasons. Not because they're bad basketballers — most of them are excellent — but because something about their situation makes them worse SuperCoach assets than their price implies.

The names change every year. The archetypes never do. Learn to recognise the shape and you'll dodge most of them without needing anyone to tell you who this season's version is.

1. The One-Dimensional Scorer

The pitch: Elite bucket-getter. Big scoring average. Well known, well liked, feels like a safe pick.

The problem: Almost all of his SuperCoach output is points. When the shot isn't falling, there's nothing else in the box score.

How to spot him: Run the [points-dependency test](05-bursting-bubbles.md). Anything over 66% is a warning; over 75% is a flashing light.

The nuance: He's not un-ownable. He's un-ownable at a premium price when you need reliability. If he's cheap and you can wear a bad week, that's a different conversation.

2. The Log Jam

The pitch: He's joined a genuinely stacked roster. Great club, great coach, going deep in the finals.

The problem: There is one ball. A player who was the primary option somewhere else and is now the third option has just taken a haircut on usage, touches, shots and minutes — while his price still reflects the old role.

How to spot him: Count the mouths at his position. If the club signed three players who all need the ball, at least two are going to disappoint. Look particularly at clubs that had a big off-season — the "best squad on paper" is frequently the worst SuperCoach squad, because production gets divided.

The nuance: The flip side is real. A player leaving a log jam for a club where he'll be the guy is one of the best value plays in the game.

3. The Bench Guy Behind a Stud

The pitch: Cheap, plays for a good team, looked great in pre-season.

The problem: The starter ahead of him plays 35 minutes a night and the coach has no interest in changing that. There are 13 minutes available and they're split between two players.

How to spot him: Look at the incumbent's minutes per game from last season. If the starter is at 33+, the backup at that position is close to worthless regardless of talent. Some coaches genuinely hate subbing — see [Rotations, Coaches and Minutes](08-rotations-and-minutes.md).

The nuance: He's a legitimate hold if you're speculating on injury. Just be honest that that's the bet you're making.

4. The Price-Anchored Premium

The pitch: He was the number one player in the game last season. Obviously you start with him.

The problem: He's priced at his ceiling. He can only go sideways or down. Meanwhile that money — often 15–20% of your entire cap in one player — could be spread across two mid-price players with room to grow.

How to spot him: Ask the honest question: what does he have to average just to hold his price? If the answer is "his best season ever," you're paying for output that has to be repeated perfectly to break even.

The nuance: Sometimes the answer is still yes. A genuine outlier who averages 45 when the next best is 36 is worth the cap hit. Just make sure you've actually done the maths rather than picking him on reputation.

5. The Pre-Season Hype Merchant

The pitch: Dropped 30 in the Blitz. Highlight dunks all over social media. Everyone's talking about him.

The problem: Pre-season minutes are distributed for evaluation purposes, not competitive ones. Starters play 18 minutes and sit. The bloke who scored 30 did it in 32 minutes against a rotation that won't exist in October.

How to spot him: Check when he scored and against whom. Fourth-quarter production against other teams' benches is not evidence. Ask whether his role has actually changed on the depth chart, or whether he just got minutes because the starter was rested.

The nuance: Pre-season isn't worthless — it's genuinely the best window into rotations and role. Just read the minutes and the line-ups, not the highlights.

6. The Perpetual Tease

The pitch: Every year the talent is obvious. Every year the price is tempting. Every year "this is the season it clicks."

The problem: It's been four seasons. At some point the pattern is the evidence.

How to spot him: If you have owned him before and been burnt, and your reasoning for owning him again is identical to last time, that's the tell. Injury history, foul trouble, inconsistent motor and coaches who don't trust him are all things that recur.

The nuance: Players do break out. But require new information — a role change, a new club, a new coach — not just another year of the same hope.

7. The Grind-It-Out Team Trap

The pitch: Great defensive team, well coached, wins a lot of games.

The problem: Slow pace means fewer possessions, which means fewer counting stats for everyone — including the opposition. Teams built on defence and half-court execution suppress SuperCoach scores across the board.

How to spot him: Look at team pace and points per game. A player on a bottom-two pace team needs materially better per-minute production to match a player on a run-and-gun roster.

The nuance: The opposition effect is exploitable in reverse. Fade opposition players in those matchups too.

The one-line filter

Before you commit to any player, answer this: what specifically has to happen for this pick to work?

If the answer is "he plays his usual game in his usual role," you're fine. If it's "the coach changes his rotation," or "he takes a leap," or "the starter gets hurt," you've found fool's gold. That's not always a reason to say no — but it should always be a reason to pay less.

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